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Originally Posted by Saul Good
Aaaaaaand he keeps doing it. After a few minutes, the polite/awkward pity-smiles the annoying loser is getting turn into arms being crossed and people turning their bodies away. Nobody wants to hurt his feelings, so they just hope he gets the message...but annoying losers can't interpret body language. That would require basic social skills.
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Got some names to add to this petition, ****? Or are your speaking for your invisible legions again?
At this point, you're probably boring even Pootie. Has he ever appreciated your white knighting?
10 POOTIES Roofie'd a cheerleader - she doesn't remember anything! lol
9 POOTIES Mom sent beer/rent money!
8 POOTIES Raided the hotel's liquor storage! Free beer for friends/big stupid bodyguards!
7 POOTIES She left before I woke up and didn't steal anything!
6 POOTIES Hid from angry boyfriend behind friends/big stupid bodyguards. lol
5 POOTIES Hangover wasn't so bad this morning.
4 POOTIES Friends/big stupid bodyguards weren't around-had to cry like a little girl to get out of a beating
3 POOTIES Why does it hurt when I pee?
2 POOTIES Had to drink glass of would-be assailant's urine to avoid beating
1 POOTIE IT'S A BOY!