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Originally Posted by frazod
You crack me up. I never cried like a little girl to get my rep adjusted.
10 POOTIES Roofie'd a cheerleader - she doesn't remember anything! lol
9 POOTIES Mom sent beer/rent money!
8 POOTIES Raided the hotel's liquor storage! Free beer for friends/big stupid bodyguards!
7 POOTIES She left before I woke up and didn't steal anything!
6 POOTIES Hid from angry boyfriend behind friends/big stupid bodyguards. lol
5 POOTIES Hangover wasn't so bad this morning.
4 POOTIES Friends/big stupid bodyguards weren't around-had to cry like a little girl to get out of a beating
3 POOTIES Why does it hurt when I pee?
2 POOTIES Had to drink glass of would-be assailant's urine to avoid beating
1 POOTIE IT'S A BOY!
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There's nothing more pathetic than when a loser tries to be funny but is really just annoying...then, when everyone tells him to shut up and stop being annoying, he just keeps doing it and pretends that he was just being annoying on purpose...to be funny...and he thinks doing this actually makes him funny...when it really just makes people think he's even more of a pathetic loser than they already did.