That surprisingly didn't take me too long to find on the handy-dandy search function. It was on the "Crazy Sorority Girl" thread.
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ry#post9604129
Poster's name was, "TimBone."
He replied to one of Hootie's posts with one of these, "

"
Hootie quoted his post and responded with,
"seriously
if anyone is curious
look at this guy's post history
he is literally stalking me"
I dunno.....it made me

If the dude doesn't make the top 101, I at least want to read Hootie "roast" him. It'd be some funny shit.