Seriously...these past few days have been so entertaining for me because of this thread. It reminds me of a cross between a Comedy Central Roast and one of those VH1 top 101 lists only much more awesome. This has been funnier than shit.
And some of the hurt in the buns this has caused has made me reminisce of:
"Haha ha. Thank you very much, thank you. That was great. Great job, great laughs. Really, really went after my intelligence there. [clears throat] Dozens of online IQ test might prove you wrong, but, and my thing isn't tiny, its average, so... get your facts straight. [clears throat again] So when I heard that there was going to be a roast in my honor, I thought [choking up, clears throat again] sorry. [laughs nervously] I think I have a frog in my throat. Um... [sigh] I decided to jot down some quick thoughts about you people, um, first up Phyllis and Kevin. Uh um... [Michael walks off stage, knocking over the snare drum]"
I personally like (most) of the posters who Hootie has included on the list so far and I think Hootie probably likes (some) of them, making his descriptions of them essentially all in good fun. That's why it's giving me a roast vibe. Say what you want though, from a humor perspective...the guy is pretty freaking good at it. I literally have looked forward to reading this every single days since it began. This is the best website ever.