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Old 05-26-2013, 12:40 PM   #2318
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Never.

Dude I look like a big guy. I'm a pussy, but I look pretty tough being 6'3" and 200 lbs.

also

my friends are just ****ing massive

but I have made many a boyfriend really mad

and when they approach me I immediately try and touch their penis or tell them how strong I think they are and start petting them

I've learned this makes them really mad.

or one time this guy charged me and I was like "oh shit" so I just immediately took my pants off...in front of everyone at my regular bar...and started jumping up and down

and he stopped...and was like "wtf?" and then turned around and left.

so I have a few moves to get out of dicey situations
My ****ing God. I'm dying. I had some CRAZY ****ing friends when I was younger. You? I want to go drinking with you now.
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