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Originally Posted by unnecessary drama
I'm actually more mature these days.
I had to retire my two favorite moves:
The GDL and the shirt trick.
GDL: (Grab, dip, lick). You grab a girl (not aggressively, just to get her attention)...she turns around. You then dip a few fingers in her drink, and then lick said fingers...and then compliment her for her drink choice.
Popularity scale of move: 1 out of 10. They hate it.
the shirt trick: you see a pretty girl sitting at the bar...you approach her from behind...and then jump over her head with your shirt....only keep said shirt over her head for less than 2 seconds otherwise they get really, really, really, really mad instead of just really mad
popularity scale of said move: 0 out of 10
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How many times have you been punched or beaten in a bar?