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my friend Steve and I used to move to different restaraunts when we were younger and were best friends etc etc etc
he was the first impression guy...I was the one that gave TERRIBLE first impressions
and they'd always be like..."dude, wtf is up with that guy?"
and steve would be like..."I promise he'll grow on you"
and then he'd tell them the infamous 19 year old Rick story
my other sister's wedding
we take a huge limo back to the reception after the actual ceremony
and we just get obliterated...everyone in the wedding party
now let me remind you...this is MY SISTER'S wedding...so everyone in my family is there. Everyone. I'm 19.
I'm just shit faced drunk. So etc etc etc
the male wedding party or whatever...the 6 of us
they want us to karaoke the Sister Christian song...so everyone is karaoking it...and I'm just blasted out of my mind...I'm not singing, I'm an adult
so my brother-in-law decides to hand me the mic
my entire family is there
so the one word I decide to say...in front of everyone
is definitely the n word
...
the next day I wake up...and my mom is like "so uhh...going to your sister's for brunch...you're not invited."
so the point of his story is:
It's just pretty much my world and everyone is living in it.
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