[Hootie]

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

For ****'s sake, you couldn't wait a few days? Let her block the punt and go into overtime, man.

well she wouldn't let me

this is the same girl where I discovered the nuva ring

after her chlamydia cleared up

we were at my place...drunk

we both knew it was time to consumate our love

so I was, you know...drunk...so foreplay is out the window...I'm gonna finger that hole wet and then hit it with my pummel stick, figuratively speaking

so I go down there with my two thickest fingers of course...and as I'm inside I'm like "wtf?"

so I pull something out...granted this is 6 years ago and I'm super confused...it felt like a cock ring

so I slip it out of there...and look at it, look at her

and then it goes right in my mouth

and I stare at her

and she's says...

"get that out of your mouth right now!"

and I'm like...oooook, what is it?!?

and she's like "my nuva ring"

at that point I just stfu and went to pound town

next day...wikipedia: nuva ring

I was like..."ooooooh, cool"