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Originally Posted by Branden Albert's Huge Balls
Hootie, what happens after you're done banging a chick for 5 minutes?
This is not a troll, wondering how the average Hootie hookup goes, from leaving the bar to kicking the slut out.
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in the morning I'm usually really condescending but in a funny way
I introduced my last girlfriend to my mom and sister but when I introduce girls I condescend them and I make up details about their lives that aren't real
and we call them Rick girls because they think it's funny...
it's hard to explain
but my sister said to her..."I remember a time when my brother was actually a sweet kid..."
when I met this girl's parents...before they came to town..it was a game day...so we were all getting super drunk
well I did 5 car bombs before 11 AM
...
yeah
by 7 PM I was picking bloody boogars out of my nose and wiping them on her arm...in front of her parents
IMPRESSIONS MAN, IMPRESSIONS