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Old 05-26-2013, 12:03 PM   #2267
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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts View Post
It just doesn't end. My stomach hurts I'm laughing so hard.
those are my only two run ins with STDs

when I hooked up, the very first time, with the rape girl (the story where everyone considers me a rapist)...

we had been flirting at work a lot

well I went back to her place and we started going at it and she was like "hey I have chlamydia I can't have sex for a few days"

I still tried talking her into having sex. I thought to myself..."eh?"
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