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Originally Posted by frazod
You're missing out here, Clay. Alcohol could really take the edge off your miserable existence. I mean, look at Hootie - his life is only slightly less useless than yours, but he stays happy because he's been drunk every day since junior high.
You're not going to be able to afford good beer, but that's okay - drink enough of it quickly, and it all tastes the same.
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I assure you I can afford whatever I want to drink.
I simply enjoy life sober most of the time.
Unlike a ton of you fat old pathetic ****s, I don't need to be inebriated on a regular basis to enjoy life.