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Originally Posted by unnecessary drama

96. Reaper16
Join Date: 1/7/05
Total Posts: 30,945

Reaper is around the same age as me, so I have a pretty good idea about what kind of person this 'man' is. If Reaper and I went to high school together, I would not have known him because I didn't take the time to get to know people who sucked. I picture Reaper being about 5'8" with long girly hair, super hairy, wears skinny pants and tight rolls them, buys his clothing at goodwill, will go to a bar in the summer and take his ****ing dog with him and sit in a beer garden and drink shitty 12% beer and think by ordering it he's super sophisticated. He probably also brought a book with him to this bar, with his dog, because sipping on shitty 12% beers while reading is super in for pillowbitergots like Reaper in today's culture. Reaper probably weighs 120 lbs. I can honestly picture him right now. Like a gay Jesus.

Pros: doesn't have to shop at big and tall like Frazod. Is versatile enough to wear youth XL at certain stores. Don't have to worry about him stealing women from me at the bar. Oh wait, I'd never be caught dead in a hippie gay bar hitting on girls who don't shave their armpits and think showering is bigotry.

Cons: probably is smarter than me. definitely a virgin. Doesn't use conditioner in his long, gay, girl hair.

Outlook: If he'd stop posting about movies, beer, sports and culture he might be pretty decent. Probably needs to get a haircut and try to look like an adult now that he's almost 27. Oh, and leave your ****ing dog at home. Girls don't dig that. They think it's gay.

(I realize that isn't an outlook, but I really hate this new phenomenon of taking your dog to bars. ****in' hipsters.)

This is kind of actually how I envisioned Reaper16