Individual Health Insurance Plan (Family-3 Person) = $400/mo.
Hospital Bill (For Emergency Surgery) = $30,000
Patient Responsibility = $12,000

WTF IS THAT SHIT?! SERIOUSLY?! THEY WANT ME TO PAY $12,000?!
One night in my very own suite... $2000!!!

WTF?!
Does anyone know if hospitals accept IOU's? Monopoly money, maybe?
Sigh.
FML
