In a more humorous note... the Pirates offered
Justin Wilson straight up for Billy Butler.
Reports of them low-balling teams with offers have been out there, but this one is especially bad.
"Give us your 26-year-old slugger who's controlled for 3.5 more seasons, and you'll get a 24-year-old lefty with middling success in the minors who has yet to make it to the bigs. Oh, and he walks a lot of guys."
Hilarious.