[Saul Good]

Originally Posted by dirk digler

Thankfully someone had quoted his post so he couldn't delete that

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ht=rape&page=3

Originally Posted by Hootie
I always go to the same bar on Wednesday's....

My ex-girlfriend is there every Wednesday as well...we don't really talk that much, but we're not enemies or anything...

We have a very interesting story, but I won't get into it because it's pretty surreal and I doubt many would believe it because it simply doesn't make any sense...

Anyways my current 'kind of girlfriend yet not to serious' was out of town for a birthday party or something so I told my friend that I had one goal, and it was to hook up with my ex, but he didn't think I could...

I had my doubts, because I knew she was either with someone else or into someone else...she had a long term boyfriend who was her best friend that will always hate me because he thinks I'm the reason she broke up with him, but the truth is she wasn't physically into him and considered him more of a brother than a boyfriend...but I could tell a few weeks ago when she stopped staring at me all of the time that she had found a new "fling"...

Anyways, this girl is a hardcore drinker...she gets wasted and that's when we used to have the majority of our "fun"...

Last week I was with my "girlfriend" and she kept walking by and hitting me in the back...I didn't pay any attention because that's what I usually do, but I knew that she was jealous and that I could use that to my benefit if I wanted to...

So back to last night...my friend had his doubts, but after I was sufficiently drunk enough, I decided to "put myself in the right place", meaning somewhere where I could entice her drunkness with my presence...

and it pretty much worked perfectly.

Her roommate came and talked to me (I was talking to some of my "girlfriends" at a random table)...we were talking about our Chocco Mountain (Mario Kart) races back in the day...and then all of the sudden she was like "do you want to have sex with Emily tonight?"

Hahahahaha. I asked her if she put her up to that to which she denied...but then I knew I was in...so I worked my way over to Em-dawg...and before I knew it we ditched the bar and it was on...

Then, out of nowhere, in the middle of my devious sexual escapade, my ex realizes she is pretty hammered and essentially kicks me out of her apartment (I live across the street from her and the bar is two blocks away)...I'm not mad because I pretty much accomplished everything I set out to do...and figured she was probably going to come to her senses sometime between 1 AM and 3 AM so at least I had hooked up with her again (my goal) for the first time in a month or so...

Anyways, I went back to the bar and my friends thought this whole ordeal was hilarious and were amazed that I somehow pulled it off...but something wasn't right with my ex (probably period week) and my left hand (fingering hand) smelt like total ass...now, we're drunk and find it hilarious that my hand reeks of pussy...

So the rest of the night at the bar my friend and I play a game with just about every girl leaving...

I'd look at Andy (my friend) and say..."dude I think it smells like vanilla", and then he'd say "no dude...it smells like chocolate!"...and then we'd turn to the random leaving girl and say, "what do you think?" and then I'd shove me hand in their face...

I thought I'd share that wonderful story with you...it was a lot of laughs on my end.

There have been more than a few additional details of that story that were since provided. This was nothing more than a dude and a chick getting really drunk and having sex. If you want his side of the story in more detail, it's out there.