Johnny comes home from his first day of High School and his Mom asks him how it was. He replies, "It was OK. I had sex with my Science teacher." Mom doesn't know how to handle it so she tells Johnny, "Your father will talk to you about this when he gets home." Dad comes home, gets filled in by Mom, goes to talk to Johnny about it. Dad says, "So. I hear you had sex with your Science teacher, huh? Way to go boy. Just like your old man." To which Johnny replies, "Yeah. Can I go lay down now? My ass is really sore and I've got Mr. Jones' Science class again tomorrow."
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