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Originally Posted by Saul Good
Actually, you just did a pretty good job of it. There's nothing for me to add.
Maybe we could combine the food and girlfriend analogies into something like this:
KU: My boyfriend who takes me to McDonalds sure is great. He can't afford to buy me a value meal like your boyfriend bought you, but at least I get a hamburger and a water.
MU: Actually, our boyfriends are losers. I'm going out with a guy with a job to a restaurant with a white tablecloth.
KU: You think that makes him better than my boyfriend? Your new boyfriend probably won't even buy you champagne to go with your prime rib.
MU: Still beats the shit out of eating at McDonalds with a guy who was trying to get the cashier's number right in front of you.
KU: Whatever. He's changed. He said he's going to marry me.
MU: Then where's the ring?
KU: It's right here on my hand. He called it a promise ring.
MU: It's plastic, and I think it came out of a gumball machine, but it's kind of shiny, I guess. Enjoy your burger.
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That would be the big 10. The sec is more like applebees.