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Originally Posted by Saul Good
That's pretty much how it went down.
Kansas fan: Hey Mr. Plastic badge, why aren't you a real cop? Couldn't get a job on the force? If you were worth a shit, you'd be a police officer.
Security guard: Actually, today's my last day here. Just got hired onto the NYPD.
Kansas Fan: Ooh, look at Mr. Tough Guy. He's going to be a cop because he got picked on and wants the power trip.
Security Guard: Don't hurt your back moving those goalposts around.
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Analogy fail.
MU fan: I'm a cop (football power).
KU fan: Naw, you're a security guard (you've never won shit and really are just mediocre at best)
MU fan: I'm applying to the Police Academy.
KU fan: Good luck, have fun.
MU fan: Why are you so butthurt?
KU fan: I'm not.
MU fan: Yes. Yes, you're. If you weren't, you wouldn't be talking to me right now!