I know it is too much to ask for, but could the announcement be something along the line:
"We decided to grow a pair and officially leave the U R (my) B**** 12."
"I am stepping down from my present position as the man trying to save this crumbling puppet empire to let someone else lose sleep and integrity as Texas and Oklahoma play like they really care about the smaller schools."
"We fully intend to see a invitation to any conference that would have us and save us from having to spend the next couple of years agonizing trying to figure out how to pry more money out of an already "fixed" system."
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