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"Hello, you have reached Big 10 offices. No one is available to take your call. Please leave a message."
Beep.
Hey, this is Missouri. I think maybe your phone is broken. I've left like 8 messages. Anyway, I can't stand these guys over here. Don't tell them I said anything, but could we maybe hang out and go to a movie or something? I'll be here. If I don't answer...hello?...hello?.....Oh, I though you picked up. Anyway, if I don't answer leave a message so I at least know your phone is working. Bye.
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