[loochy]

• Frankie knows where Carmen Sandiego is.
  
• Frankie once tried to wear glasses. The result was him seeing around the world to the point where he was looking at the back of his own head.
  
• Frankie doesn't worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Frankie tells it to.
  
• If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Frankie.
  
• If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Frankie.
  
• After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Frankie. It was more "humane".
  
• Frankie counted to infinity - twice.