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Originally Posted by Carls20yearplan
At least porn doesn't try to have a plot (since the dawn of the internet anyway)
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Exactly lol. Twilight movies = Kristen Stewart broods, Roberts Pattinson is the dark, sensitive guy, other dude take his shirt off, fight between vapires and werewolves, other dude takes his shirt off, Kristen Stewart broods, Robert Pattinson is the dark, sensitive guy, Kristen Stewart broods some more, other guy does something shirtless, women swoon, roll credits. Next movie with the same process.