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Originally Posted by Buck
****in I haven't had sex since last wednesday and that was when it stopped all abruptly because I was being a dick, so I havent finished since Tuesday. My girl has been sick so she doesn't want to do anything and now I am going out of town for 3 days. I'm gonna ****ing be so disappointing when I get back. I'll last like 2 minutes.
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Amateur.
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My dear girl, there are some things that just aren’t done. Such as, drinking Dom Perignon ’53 above the temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit. That’s just as bad as listening to the Beatles without earmuffs.
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