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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts
Telling her won't make her feel better. It'll make you feel better. Don't be ****ing selfish. If you feel bad, don't ****ing do it again.
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Yeah, but I didn't even stop her. She was all like, "I'm breaking into Chuck E Cheese to play skee ball with no screaming kids around." And I just let her.
Now everyone wants to know where she is, and I'm the only one who knows she's making love to a mechanical dog in a cowboy outfit while pigging out on stolen pizza.