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Old 05-23-2011, 10:14 AM   #9296
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Originally Posted by Red 5 View Post
I don't use a template. Every girl is different. Find something on her profile that is interesting, comment on it, ask a question.

To be honest, a lot of girls are sending me first messages these days simply because of this line:
Call yourself Mr. Roundtree on your profile and chicks will be sending you pics dude.

When you finally get to drive the ole'skinbus into tuna town and she asks you "Who are you Gonna Please With That Thing"?

You tell her with a straight face and very sternly: "ME"
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