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Originally Posted by JD10367

No, it was definitely the food.

1.) Undercooked calamari.
2.) Nachos with Cheez Whiz.
3.) Undercooked tuna steak sandwich.

Could've been any one of the three or a combination thereof. All I know is, I'll never go back to that place again.

And on that note... I'd like to take a minute of everyone's time for a public service announcement. There are many wonderful things on this planet. The sound of a baby's laugh. Blowjobs. Egg McMuffins. Sunsets in Key West when you're on vacation and hammered. The sound of a pump shotgun. But there are few things in life as beautiful or amazing as Imodium. If you've never tried it, friends, let me tell you, it's ****ing amazing. It comes in liquid form, as well as a pill. The pill is around the size of a grain of rice, literally. And you'd think the pill couldn't do much of a job, especially not when compared to the liquid. But, I'll tell you, this stuff is beyond belief. One pill, so small that you can barely fumble the thing out of the package and into your mouth, and your shit turns from soft-serve to rock-hard. Next to turning water into wine or lead into gold, it's one of the most amazing transformations known to mankind. Seriously, run out to Taco Bell right now and get nine burritos, and swing by your all-night drugstore for some Imodium, and test it out.

Teh Cheeze whiz...definitely.

I eat "undercooked" calamari and tuna all the time without adverse affects. Its the way they are supposed to be cooked.

I blame the whiz..