Remember that time Mike Anderson had a top-50 daughter basketball player? remember how she went to Texas instead of Mizzou? Was nobody tipped off? Mike Anderson will suck your dick, provided your bid is the highest on the block. Heard it from a friend!
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Bacon-wrapped shrimp: My first-favorite food wrapped around my third-favorite food. I'd go to a banquet in honor of those Somali pirates if they served bacon-wrapped shrimp.
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