Mike Anderson is a soothsayer, once convincing Jesus "I wish to coach for Bethlehem the rest of my life! I'm a wise man, through and through." The next week, he went to Pontious Pilate, and there he erned a high sum, taking the Roman Hogs to two elite eights over the next ten years. True story.
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Bacon-wrapped shrimp: My first-favorite food wrapped around my third-favorite food. I'd go to a banquet in honor of those Somali pirates if they served bacon-wrapped shrimp.
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