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Originally Posted by The Meat Dragon
Meh.
You're what? 40? 50?
If I HAD TO GUESS (knowing your type)...you probably make about $45-$50K after taxes (tops)...
and that's in Chicago...
I made $50K as a ****ing waiter at Bennigans in Chicago Ridge when I was 22...
cool dude
your paralegal job nets you as much as a 22 year old drunk asshole working at a shitty ass chain restaurant 35 hours a week in Chicago Ridge
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So suddenly you're an expert on my pay? Try again, loser. The world's greatest waiter, so wealthy and successful that he now has to work two jobs and can't even afford to go out.
Yeah, if only you'd been around to offer up career advice in my formative years.
I'd love to keep doing this, but some of us have real jobs and need to get up in the morning. Goodnight, Pootie. I'm sorry my humorous little douche poll made you so angry. You wouldn't think one lone fat guy on the internet could get under the skin of such a young and happy person. It's really quite surprising.
And I saw you spit in my drink. No tip this round.