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I am an underwear model for various European clothiers. I am a
trillionaire. I graduated
Harvard Medical School at 23 years of age. I do charity work for
Doctors Without Borders and various
Humane Societies throughout the world. That is my night job though, during the day I am a
secret agent. I own a large sailboat/yacht, a 2011 model jet, three helicopters, two islands and a skyscraper in
New York City's Battery Park. I also have a world class collection of
automobiles and
art.
I am a
psychic, I know exactly what you want (and what you don't) even before you know it most times! Therefore, you will never have to communicate "what's wrong" or that you want me to do the dishes or some other chore. My penis is really large too, but not too large. It's wide, and long, and it's made out of solid platinum (and it's nice and warm, unlike most platinum you've seen)! When my monstrous dong becomes excited, it nuts out real diamonds! You can keep them if you don't swallow them, so no blow jobs are desired by me
Actually, I hate getting blow jobs, but I love doing everything that a woman wants, and I know exactly what women want, since I am psychic, remember!
Also, I always leave the toilet seat down and I love doing my own laundry. Quite simply, I am the PERFECT MAN!
What I’m doing with my life
Doctoring Without Borders and I like to do
philanthropy quite often while not studying or getting buff or consuming steroids.
I’m really good at
Getting drunk and
passing out,
giving cunnilingus,
watching pornos,
mathematics,
playing guitar and
smoking weed.
The first things people usually notice about me
My two huge bulges,
my package and
my wallet.
Or my helicopter.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Porno mags and movies, porno music and Yiddish Folk songs, and Ramen Noodles everyday, or McDonald's for a very special occasion!
The six things I could never do without
1) Weed
2) Beer
3) Computer
4) Pornos
5) Video games
6) Burritos
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Weed, alcohol and video games. Sometimes math too.
On a typical Friday night I am
At the bar, at a party or watching pornos or playing video games and smoking weed.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My penis is rather large, sometimes it scares people!