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Originally Posted by |Zach|
Yea I am sure it would suck being the AD of a big time University.
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Ah, good ole Zackipoo, humping my leg again.
Well, I'll tell you, I'm sure Alden has a comfortable existence. I'm sure he makes many times what I do, has a giant house, a hot wife, maybe even hotter mistresses, expensive cars, a big desk with a cushy leather chair and a private bathroom that's probably bigger than my windowless interior office. He probably has a secretary he doesn't have to share with a bunch of damn lawyers who take priority, and she's probably hot, too. I guess he's probably got a big raise and a fat bonus coming, as well.
But I have one thing he doesn't - the respect of my peers. Do you think there's one other AD in the country who doesn't think Alden wears clown shoes right now? If Osbourne croaks tomorrow, do you think Alden's name will appear on the short list of possible replacements? Do you think he'll ever land a job at Michigan or Ohio State or Alabama? He's done. Do you think he goes home and thinks about how great his life is, or stews over getting punked by Osbourne and humbled by Dodds, and having it all reported on ESPN?
Yeah, money's nice. But so is pride.