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Old 10-02-2002, 12:38 PM   #24
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Originally posted by Kevin


(True story, though I've always suspected that he was telling some white lies about the first part of the story.)
When we first got off the plane in Vegas and were picking up our bags me and my buddy Dave saw this hot chick across the way(probably 40-50 feet.)

We're talking 'bout who's gonna' hit on her, and I dare him, and we get about 10 feet from this chick and notice:

1. Big breasts
2. nice legs
3.Adam's Apple



We kept on walking, and agreed that since we were going to be drunk for a week straight, no hitt'n on the locals...
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