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This thread is for single guys who had a horrible V-day. This story should help you out for next year.

GUYS.. try your best to be single on V-day. Here is how I spent my Valentines Day (how all single men should spend it IMO)

I woke up around 11 AM.. made some eggs, put on the TV and checked my text messages. I had about 9 consisting of "How have you been?" "What are you up to?" "Are you home?" etc... from girls I either ****ed, picked-up or had coffee with in the past month or so. Excellent! I decide to send a mass text to all 9 girls, asking them if they would like to meet up. I got 4 "yes" replies and 5 "maybe" ones. I ignored the maybe ones.

Next I jogged my memory to remember who was hottest out of the 4. Then I booked them to meet at my apartment in the order of hottness level (hottest last because she will likely spend the night). I had them come 2 hours apart.

Girl 1: 2PM

Girl 2: 4PM

Girl 3: 6PM

Girl 4: 8PM

YES.. girl one shows up dressed to kill. We flirt, catch up and ****. An hour and a half later I ask her to leave (with lots of resistance but it had to be done). Girl 2 doesn't show. Girl 3 shows... we flirt and make out but she wont go past that. I ask her to leave after 55 minutes. Girl 4 shows up... we flirt, snack, watch a movie.. than have amazing sex. She spends the night. THE END.

So whats the point of this story? Well... basically V-day is for SINGLE man and the Commited woman. Commited men spend their V-day blowing money and doing everything they can to please ONE woman in their life in hopes of getting action. I spent the day sitting on my ass waiting for hot horny girls to show up at my apartment to **** me like a KING.

Fellas, make sure you are single from Jan 2. to Feb. 14 EVERY YEAR. Spend that time getting numbers and meeting lots of women. Get ****ed like a king (more than once) on the 14th like you deserve.

Sex > Spending Money = Valentines Day