What is it with girls and ****ing phones?
They always want to talk on the ****ing phone.
Bitch, you live 200 miles away. I'm coming to see you in February, not THIS WEEKEND. What the **** are we going to talk about? Car insurance? Do you want to bullshit with me? Bullshit with me online instead of wasting my minutes and creating awkward silences. Plus, I like to have both hands free so I can do other shit.
BITCHES AND PHONES! WHAT'S THE DEAL?
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