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Old 01-07-2010, 08:06 PM   #12
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Originally Posted by Rain Man View Post
You've slept in the same bed? What is that about? I've had a lot of friends in my life, and I've never slept in the same bed with any of them, male or female. Yeah, maybe on a band trip we had to go two to a bed, but that was a budget decision by the band director. That wasn't my call. But even then they were guys. How the heck were you sleeping in the same bed with a female friend? And I'm sorry, but friend or not I'm going to have to penalize you major points for doing that and not making a move. That's unacceptable manly behavior right there.
Typically, it's because one or both of us is completely shitfaced and needs a place to pass out.

I don't try to hook up with her for three reasons:

1. Sex would undoubtedly ruin our friendship.
2. I've never been that sexually frustrated/desperate to try it.
3. I am currently living in the oasis of beautiful women known as Texas State University... Endless amounts of "other fish in the sea" (As I stated in an earlier post, the girls I typically have sex with are more attractive than she is.)


I know many of you are the most sexually frustrated mother ****ers known to man and this whole thing is hard for you to wrap your minds around.
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