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Old 09-30-2009, 11:53 PM   #8281
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs View Post
lol, that would be embarrassing. I assure you I pay my own way.
Handing the 16 year old at the box office your mother's money isn't the same as paying your own way.

You don't (read: never) have a job.
You live in your mother's basement that she pays for....
You use utilities that your mother pays for....
You eat food that she pays for....
You wear clothes that she pays for....
You drive a car that she paid for....
You have car insurance that she pays for....
You use gas that she pays for....
You type on a computer that she paid for....
You text on a phone that she pays for....
And yet you you expect us to believe that you pay for your movie tickets and dates?

The reason why you get dropped in the middle of a date is because women smell that momma's leech stench coming off of you. It is overpowering and you can't hide it. Until you grow up, welcome to the rest of your life.
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