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Originally Posted by Simply Red
If a girl isn't equally as anxious to meet me as I am them, I turn the lamp OFF.
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That's what's so weird. This girl drove like an hour to see me. I couldn't find the Starbucks, called her, and she was like "I can't find it either!" She didn't bail.
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I'm seriously STILL frustrated too, I sometimes wish I WERE gay.
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Gay guys have it easy. I could score so much ass if I were gay. I could have a different stud blowing me every night of the week.
And in the case of bi guys, I could **** their girlfriends, too!