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Originally Posted by GoChiefs
Look, I sucked her face hard. For like five minutes. And she was into it.
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Of cource she was, she was DRUNK
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs
She's a single, unemployed mom and lives with her widowed father. And she doesn't drive. I am like an oil tycoon to this girl. I will hit it at some point. NO QUESTION!
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you honestly think your the FIRST guy to take her out, PAY for her night on the town and NOT get any?.
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs
Also, she paid for "dinner." Heh. I had egg rolls. (don't worry, I bought most of her drinks, and the club cover).
But yeah, FAIL, I guess.
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Honest to **** son, you realy couldn't get laid in a whorehouse with a pocket full of Ben Franklyns could ya?
