If Kyle Orton was to literally take a dump on the field, KnowMo would tell us that Josh McDaniels told him to do it so that the field would be fertilized better for their place kicker. If Brandon Marshall pops off in the locker room about what a clueless moron McDaniels is and how he wants out, KnowMo's going to tell us that he was taken out of context and that Adam Schefter is reporting that it was all a joke. His blind homerism instantly negates any serious football take he ever has.
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