Listening to the two guys on ESPN's "Mike and Mike" this morning insult each other (one went to Ohio State, IIRC--it was the running back who played for the Vikings, I think--and the other went to Michigan?).
"How do you make Ohio State cookies? Put them in a bowl and beat them for three hours."
"What do you call a Michigan player with a championship ring? A thief."
"How do you get an Ohio State grad off your lawn? Pay for the pizza."
