[booger]

boobies are so much fun. You can smash them together like when i was a little lad smashing my toy cars together and making crashing noises.

you can get them to twirl in circles. One clockwise the other counter clockwise. You can pretend to be in trouble and make them slap you in the face.

You can stick your mouth over them and blow to make loud fart noises.

you can get them to dangle in you face, tapping each cheeck pretending they make kissing noises.

You can get them in a headlock and give em noogies like you little brother.

Gottla love them boobies. Big, small, somewhere in between. Not much u can't do with a titty. They make the world a better place, did i mention pretending to have a conversation with them when they dangle in your face?

God Bless Boobies.