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Originally Posted by GoChiefs
I love women. There's no question. I haven't hit on a single man over the internet.
I don't know why it's scary. It just is. I can't go into bars alone. It freaks me out. Unless I'm meeting someone.
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Alright...that's fine. We've been down this road before. Hopefully, a few kind gentlemen on the Planet will take you to a bar one night and get you so sloshed that you start telling some cute girl your favorite Star Trek jokes and she ends up laughing her azz off and starts calling you Captain Kirk between shots of Tuaca.
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Four blessings upon my fellow planeteers: Older whiskey, younger women, faster horses, and more money.
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