The two "analyst experts" currrently sitting at the desk on ESPN2 on "NFL Live": Herm Edwards and Matt Millen. Isn't this the equivalent of having a sex-panel discussion with a fat ugly chick and a 40-year-old virgin nerd guy?

"Okay, viewers, take whatever these two guys say, and realize the truth is probably exactly opposite what their viewpoint is, because they both SUCKED at their jobs."