I have a couple redonkulus hot friends we don't like go to the movies all the time but we have some good times. I must be a weirdo because I am not attracted to them because they 1
like shitty music 2
are really hot like I like my strippers with some scars and shit because it is a girl I have a chance with 3
when I roll around with my hot friends I get the wtf he must be gay (of course I am not I wear boating shoes with my chiefs jersey out)