[Hammock Parties]

Originally Posted by wutamess

Are you going to prove it with a chat transcript or something? I'm bored as hell at work today.

Very well. An excerpt from "Perving With Trista. Vol III: The ****ening."

rapidly disintegrating virgin (6/30/2009 12:23:23 PM): my balls are clean as a whistle

wickedly hot cougar (6/30/2009 12:23:30 PM): lol ok

rapidly disintegrating virgin (6/30/2009 12:23:38 PM): i figured you'd like that

wickedly hot cougar (6/30/2009 12:24:12 PM): yes
wickedly hot cougar (6/30/2009 12:24:22 PM): whats ur number?

rapidly disintegrating virgin (6/30/2009 12:24:28 PM): 867-5309
rapidly disintegrating virgin (6/30/2009 12:25:17 PM): gonna give me your address or something?
rapidly disintegrating virgin (6/30/2009 12:25:27 PM): apt/house?

wickedly hot cougar (6/30/2009 12:25:38 PM): house
wickedly hot cougar (6/30/2009 12:25:56 PM): 90210 Melrose Place, ****ing The Shit Out Of Me Boulevard, Tits, Texas

rapidly disintegrating virgin (6/30/2009 12:26:03 PM): u just txt me?

wickedly hot cougar (6/30/2009 12:26:09 PM): yep

rapidly disintegrating virgin (6/30/2009 12:26:10 PM): k
rapidly disintegrating virgin (6/30/2009 12:26:15 PM): guess we're set huh?

wickedly hot cougar (6/30/2009 12:26:25 PM): yep
wickedly hot cougar (6/30/2009 12:26:31 PM): let me know if plans change
wickedly hot cougar (6/30/2009 12:26:38 PM): 9ish ok?

rapidly disintegrating virgin (6/30/2009 12:26:47 PM): doubt they will...there is an ass at 90210 Melrose Place, ****ing The Shit Out Of Me Boulevard, Tits, Texas
rapidly disintegrating virgin (6/30/2009 12:26:50 PM): cool

wickedly hot cougar (6/30/2009 12:26:55 PM): lol

rapidly disintegrating virgin (6/30/2009 12:26:59 PM): how do i know that's your ass?

wickedly hot cougar (6/30/2009 12:27:14 PM): hmmmm

rapidly disintegrating virgin (6/30/2009 12:28:01 PM): you can hold up a sock if you want, too

wickedly hot cougar (6/30/2009 12:28:19 PM): how do i know you didnt find a pick of a guy holding a sock and send it to me?

rapidly disintegrating virgin (6/30/2009 12:28:24 PM): lol
rapidly disintegrating virgin (6/30/2009 12:28:26 PM): come on

wickedly hot cougar (6/30/2009 12:28:52 PM): what if i tell u to hold up a blue sock

rapidly disintegrating virgin (6/30/2009 12:29:09 PM): i have no blue socks lol

wickedly hot cougar (6/30/2009 12:29:16 PM): lol
wickedly hot cougar (6/30/2009 12:29:19 PM): red?

rapidly disintegrating virgin (6/30/2009 12:29:34 PM): all my socks are white, seriously
rapidly disintegrating virgin (6/30/2009 12:29:42 PM): besides, you haven't shown me a sock of ANY kind!

wickedly hot cougar (6/30/2009 12:29:47 PM): brb
wickedly hot cougar (6/30/2009 12:30:43 PM): back
wickedly hot cougar (6/30/2009 12:30:51 PM): thats right i havent
wickedly hot cougar (6/30/2009 12:30:55 PM): i could be a guy

*WEBCAM ACTIVATES*

rapidly disintegrating virgin (6/30/2009 12:31:51 PM): ooh

wickedly hot cougar (6/30/2009 12:32:07 PM): same ass?

rapidly disintegrating virgin (6/30/2009 12:32:15 PM): mmmmmhmmmm
rapidly disintegrating virgin (6/30/2009 12:32:18 PM): and tits in my face
rapidly disintegrating virgin (6/30/2009 12:32:21 PM): OMG
rapidly disintegrating virgin (6/30/2009 12:32:30 PM): getting wood

wickedly hot cougar (6/30/2009 12:32:36 PM): lol

rapidly disintegrating virgin (6/30/2009 12:32:42 PM): that was fun
rapidly disintegrating virgin (6/30/2009 12:32:59 PM): good christ woman

wickedly hot cougar (6/30/2009 12:33:00 PM): and just to make sure im not a tranny

*POON CAM ACTIVATES*

rapidly disintegrating virgin (6/30/2009 12:33:05 PM): lol yes all bases covered

wickedly hot cougar (6/30/2009 12:33:36 PM): better than a sock?

rapidly disintegrating virgin (6/30/2009 12:33:39 PM): uh yeah

wickedly hot cougar (6/30/2009 12:34:00 PM): still froze?

rapidly disintegrating virgin (6/30/2009 12:34:04 PM): yeah
rapidly disintegrating virgin (6/30/2009 12:34:07 PM): there it goes

wickedly hot cougar (6/30/2009 12:34:24 PM): k

rapidly disintegrating virgin (6/30/2009 12:34:39 PM): now i'm torn
rapidly disintegrating virgin (6/30/2009 12:34:44 PM): i don't know whether i like your tits or ass better
rapidly disintegrating virgin (6/30/2009 12:34:58 PM): either way i'm turned on

wickedly hot cougar (6/30/2009 12:35:28 PM): good
wickedly hot cougar (6/30/2009 12:35:39 PM): if not then there would be no point in coming over

rapidly disintegrating virgin (6/30/2009 12:35:55 PM): what? we can't watch the late show?

wickedly hot cougar (6/30/2009 12:36:15 PM): sure you can watch it while i suck ur cock

rapidly disintegrating virgin (6/30/2009 12:36:36 PM): i can see why he doesn't want a divorce...

wickedly hot cougar (6/30/2009 12:36:41 PM): lol