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Husband: "Sex is out."
Wife: "Why?"
Husband: "Because I dropped a big deuce."
Wife: "Ok" *pukes a little in her mouf* "U can still hop ur stinky ass in the shower."
Husband: "I suppose I could."
Wife: *Analyzes conversation* "Ya know what, never mind."
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Originally Posted by Lumpy
I had a dream about Peyton Manning and pig fishing last night. I don't know what it means, but I blame you assholes!  |
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