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Originally Posted by Claythan
I do, sorry.
My desire to get laid is evidently trumped by my desire to stay out of traffic accidents.
It's for the same reason I buy tickets to a 2pm matinee of Phantom of the Opera on a Sunday.
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Here's an option that should solve all your problems, Sport.
Move to an Amish community. No driving. No bars. No internet. Eventually, somebody will sell you a daughter for a couple of cows and you'll have yourself a fun time.
I used to drive 3 hours for a taste and you can't drive 20 miles? Unless your mother or next door neighbor are putting out I just don't have a lot of hope for you.