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Originally Posted by Claythan
She's a 30-year old divorcee.
She needs someone to **** her with skill.
That ain't me.
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How do you know?
First off, there's no telling that her ex had skill.
Second, there's no telling that you don't. Hell, if you don't get it a lot, at least you'll be enthusiastic about it, which is probably all she's looking for at this point. (Just try not to slobber when you're down there. Think "melting ice cream cone" and remember to take a Benadryl beforehand, 'cause there's nothing worse than having a faceful of poontang and then realizing your hayfever is making it impossible to breathe through your nose so your choices are a.) break the mood and come up for a gulp of air or b.) suffocate in it.)