[Hammock Parties]

Women have it SO easy.

You want it? prove it!


Congrats!

This email is being sent to the top 15 most fitting responses out of the hundreds I have received.

I am not a skank. I take very good care of myself, Im clean shaven, regularly tested, and have never done anything like this in my life.

I was a live in girlfriend with my work at home boyfriend for 7 months. I’m use to getting it non-stop for days at a time. I refuse to stop now. I don’t just lay there.

I LOVE to give head. I swallow; I rub it on my face, my tits and just gobble it down. I love to find new positions, try new things, I’m bi-sexual so multiple partners is a possibility. I've got mad skills..........

I’m only going to pick one of you.

If you suck......well.....luckily I have 14 more of you.

If you make it this is forewarning:

I like it rough. The point is to MAKE me scream.

Don’t be all soft and gentle. Don’t be a bozo and slam me softer because I squeal. If I was your boss I'd fire you for that poor of a performance.
I don’t want a nap.

I want a friggen sex coma. I’m not a masochist. But I love my pussy being massacred and my ass properly worked.

If you cant make me pass out in the middle of an orgasm your wasting my time

I have a tight pussy right now........your job is to take that away. I haven’t had sex in months. Make it worth my time.

I AM NOT LOOKING FOR A RELATIONSHIP.

I don’t really even care if we are friends or not.

I may piss you off intentionally just because I need you not to hold back.
holding back is bad......mmmmkay?

ALL CANDIDATES WILL BE TESTED FOR HIV/AIDS AND STDS

I prefer unprotected sex, but the first few times I will require a condom.
I cannot conceive children and I’m on stupid-proof birth control. so keep your freakout meter at zero k?