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My best friend's wife is a nurse and worked for a few years at the Mayo Clinic in Minnesota. I was up there for a visit one time, and since he had the day off we just laid around the house all day watching SportsCenter and making up games using bar coasters.
She gets home and notices neither one of us have moved since she left and starts complaining about her day. She says, "I worked with two blind guys and a woman who couldn't speak a word of English today."
My best friend... Without missing a beat...
"so, I guess you won at charades, huh?"
I still get tears in my eyes thinking about it. The comedic timing was perfect. Add to that she didn't even react...
Funny as hell.
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"And I don't wish that girl any bad luck," he said, "but I hope she gets hit with a car."
- Tommy Lasorda
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